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On Your Own Risk
If you don't have anything nice to say but yet decides to tell me then you have to expect me to bitch back with bad puns and feminism.

(출처: lm-un, pensauce에서)

waistbag:

eun_zzang

(cumawo에서)

If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

(출처: japanesefashionlovers, s-utoroberi에서)

homoheir:

● ♡ ●

(s-utoroberi에서)

skt4ng:

TRAN FW13

(wakarepickle에서)

(출처: huckleberryb, instant-ramyun에서)

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

image

(ourdeathswillstopnothing에서)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(출처: patickstump, nialljhood에서)

(dollyrotted에서)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via harveyxspecter)

(출처: prettyboystyles, aoy-schier에서)

(출처: verwelktesgedicht, sentarou-san에서)

erdalinci:

Sliding, Tophane , Istanbul 2013

(cranberrymisery에서)

(출처: bulpyeon, sujulovesyou에서)

(출처: chanybabyluv, nekodokuro에서)

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